Tell me what you think about these

What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut

What goes up and never comes down?
your age (this one cracked me upppp)



You can tell my cousins dog is hungry when she licks her lips and avoids eye contact with you......which is how humans flurt.

An Uber driver is going the opposite way down a one-way street. He passes five policemen along the way, none of which stops him. Why not?

Answer: Because the Uber driver was walking.


The person who makes it has no need of it, and neither does the person who buys it. But the person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

A coffin.


You are in a dark room with a box of matches. Nearby are three things: a candle, an oil lamp and a log of firewood. Which do you light first?

The match